• It’s been a couple days since I’ve been on here. Or maybe like a week. I don’t know. I’ve been kind of anti-social on the internet lately. Probably has something to do with my lack of an internet connection and my phone not working. But those things will be fixed soon and I can return to being a social media junkie once again.
• I bought some sage to smudge my new apartment, because I’ve heard plenty of people tell me it gets rid of bad energy, so I gave it a shot. Burning sage smells like pot. Now my neighbors probably think I’m a stoner.
• Pot smells good.
• Devon’s mom told us three weeks ago we could use their truck to move, then two days ago told Devon we couldn’t. Woman has lost her mind. But she is paying for us to rent a trailer, so I guess that makes it better. Maybe.
• She also had a breakdown yesterday because Devon was talking about going into the Air Force. She basically told him he should just live at home forever and ever and ever. If it were up to her, all of her boys would be single and stay with Mommy for the rest of her life. Just a little bit cray cray.

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goodniteowl:

Julie Andrews, 1965. 

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circumcising:

are we gunna have sex or are you going to continue to like my posts 

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Devon and I would have the prettiest boy ever. It’s a real shame about the girl, though…. 😕 #facefusion

Marilyn Monroe in Los Angeles testifying to the court against Jerry Kaupman and Morie Kaplen who used her name to sell nude photos by mail. Marilyn arrived directly from the studio shooting of ‘Nigara’, with studio make-up and in her Niagara dress. June 25, 1952

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