Strawberry Postal

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Just a girl trying to figure herself out. Sometimes funny. Sometimes sad. Usually awesome. I occasionally post things that are NSFW, so you should only follow if you are over 18. Kik me: strwberrypostal

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

(via dutchster)

— 10 hours ago with 101829 notes
#yes 
"if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands"
— 10 hours ago with 529599 notes

aaltje-in-wonderland:

—Netflix would be by far the best dating site. “Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Breaking Bad for 12 straight hours”

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— 18 hours ago with 49329 notes
Kite flyin’ fun 😁

Kite flyin’ fun 😁

— 1 day ago with 6 notes