Strawberry Postal

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Just a girl trying to figure herself out. Sometimes funny. Sometimes sad. Usually awesome. I occasionally post things that are NSFW, so you should only follow if you are over 18. Kik me: strwberrypostal


next time someone tells you Muslim countries oppress women, let them know Pakistan, Bangladesh, Indonesia, Turkey, Kosovo, Kyrgyzstan, and Senegal have all had female Presidents or Prime Ministers and 1/3rd of Egypt’s parliament is female but the US has yet to even have a female vice president and can’t say “vagina” when discussing female reproductive rights

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MANIAMANIA Immortalia Collection featured in Bona Drag’s Ceremonial Collection LookbookSacred Wedding band and Ritual Solitaire RingPhotography by Alexandra Valenti






MANIAMANIA Immortalia Collection featured in Bona Drag’s Ceremonial Collection Lookbook

Sacred Wedding band and Ritual Solitaire Ring

Photography by Alexandra Valenti



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the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger

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"After high school you realize you were only friends with some people because you saw them five times a week."
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I tried locking the cats out of my room early this morning.

I wanted to start getting them used to it before the babe gets here.

Huge mistake.

Victor (my big fatty catty) has not stopped scratching, meowing, or jumping on this door for the last nearly three hours. I think he’s just trying to break it down at this point. This is awful. Cats are such dicks.

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How to get free food all year long →


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Gordon Ramsay is my favorite.

i just want to hug all of them

Fun story. I cooked for this dude, once. I did my kitchen apprenticeship at the family-style restaurant of one of New Zealand’s premiere chefs, and he knew Ramsay really well. He was in New Zealand for a few weeks, and Martin brought him by the restaurant to check it out. It was right on the beach, fucking gorgeous. I was the only one there (apprentice = bitch work = 4am starting shifts), and they asked me to whip up some breakfast for them. It was SUPER simple, fried fish, eggs cooked in bread, sausages. He was incredibly gracious and kind, asked me to join them (I couldn’t, too much work to do, so they sat at the kitchen window so they could talk to me), and was super interested in hearing about my english grandma, who had taught me how to cook. I won’t hear a single bad word against this man, for all of his kitchen hysterics, he treated me like an equal.

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#i love gordon ramsay