Strawberry Postal

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Just a girl trying to figure herself out. Sometimes funny. Sometimes sad. Usually awesome. I occasionally post things that are NSFW, so you should only follow if you are over 18. Kik me: strwberrypostal

"One day I decided that I was beautiful, and so I carried out my life as if I was a beautiful girl. I wear colors that I really like, I wear makeup that makes me feel pretty, and it really helps. It doesn’t have anything to do with how the world perceives you. What matters is what you see. Your body is your temple, it’s your home, and you must decorate it."
Gabourey Sidibe (via seabelle)

(Source: thatquote, via bransdancepants)

— 3 days ago with 170759 notes

odditymall:

Are you a fan of the OCK? You know, the Oklahoma City Kickers, the local youth soccer team! Then maybe you’ll like this mug?

—->http://odditymall.com/cock-mug

(via pricklylegs)

— 3 days ago with 5504 notes
awwww-cute:

This gas station had the cutest little guard dog today!

awwww-cute:

This gas station had the cutest little guard dog today!

(via sonatie)

— 3 days ago with 2197 notes
I told Devon that I was craving oatmeal creme pies. He went to the store and bought me the biggest pack they had. He really knows the way to this lady’s heart. ❤️

I told Devon that I was craving oatmeal creme pies. He went to the store and bought me the biggest pack they had. He really knows the way to this lady’s heart. ❤️

— 4 days ago with 20 notes
The next Cousin Itt. 😂

The next Cousin Itt. 😂

— 4 days ago with 17 notes

ambitiousgurl1:

College is viewed as a necessity, yet priced as a luxury.

(via misternicegaius)

— 4 days ago with 117501 notes

Plan for today:
• get kids off to school
• clean house
• clean out fridge
• bleach all hard surfaces throughout house
• vacuum floors
• laundry (oh god, so much laundry..)
• organize baby’s room
• start sanding baby’s dresser
• run to the store

Accomplishments for today:
• got kids off to school
• drank cup of coffee
• wrote an extensive to do list while drinking aforementioned coffee
• napped on and off for six hours while kids were at school

— 4 days ago with 11 notes
#wow I'm productive  #lazy days 
Vic’s getting some much needed R&R before the kids get home from school. 😸💤 #hesplayingdead #catlove

Vic’s getting some much needed R&R before the kids get home from school. 😸💤 #hesplayingdead #catlove

— 4 days ago with 10 notes
#catlove  #hesplayingdead 
Mail from the internets made my night! Also, lol-ing at the name. Thanks a billion, @seaniemuffin! 😁😍💙

Mail from the internets made my night! Also, lol-ing at the name. Thanks a billion, @seaniemuffin! 😁😍💙

— 1 week ago with 10 notes